You’re trying to prove that the universe is all for nothing. All matter, all energy, all life is just this one time only big bang glitch. The expanding Universe will eventually contract into a super dense black hole. The gravitational force will be so strong that everything that is something will eventually squeeze into a single point of zero dimension… And poof. It suddenly disappears, no space, no time, no life, no afterlife, no nothing, Dada, ZERO.
Hello, Qohen Leth. Your next instalment of processed data is due for upload in one hour.
We’re connected by memory chips and fibre optics.
Do you really have no idea what you’re doing?
Ever get a feeling the world’s giggling behind your back?
Everybody in the entire universe is in on some cosmic joke.
Tell you what, this manual work’s giving me a thirst.
You’ve not got a beer for a working man, have you?
We have tap water.
Yu m-yum.