“-You ever smoke one of those? -You could SMOKE this? No. -This. Is. The future. This is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It’s rumored that M. M. O’Shaughnessy designed the first one, the guy who designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden. What you do is you light all three ends at the same time… -Really?! -…And then the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. The future. That future. -That’s amazing.”
“-Well, got the weed? -Yeah. -In the bag. Beautiful. Okay. -Be careful with that thing, man.”
“-Well, hey, wait a minute, man. Let’s smoke this fucking thing. -I really… I can’t, man. I gotta… -I can’t even light this thing on my own. Yeah, I need your help, man. -I’m in. -Come on! -Why not? Let’s do it. -You are going to light these two ends while I light this end. -Okay. -Are you ready?”
