“-This man in the saucer, can you describe him? -Well, sir, he was small and skinny. He had a… His head was pointed. He came to a very sharp point. He had long green hair. His eyes were a sort of purplish red. He had large ears that were formed like an antennae. His teeth were perfect, but spread far apart. And I noticed, too, a jacket of some sort of spun glass, and bright red metallic shoes. -You say this all took place in a few seconds.”
“-You mean to say you can remember everything about this man from the spaceship, his hair, the color of his eyes, the clothing he was wearing, and yet, after all this time, you can’t tell me the color of my tie? -But you didn’t come out of a flying saucer!”
“What new reports are you getting on unidentified flying objects?”
