If you could put the universe into a tube you’d end up with a very long tube, umm, probably extending twice the size of the universe because when you collapse the universe it expands and, uhhh, you wouldn’t want to put it into a tube.
Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light, that planet’s not even there! That’s just a light, that’s just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard.
You know the ultimate fate of the universe is so dark and mysterious that it generates butterflies in my stomach and that goes to tickles in my spine and that creates goose pimples and then that penetrates my mind and then the whole big bang explos!…
