“If you want to watch a particular television program, like All My Children, you can go to the charge nurse and tell her the day, the time the show you wanna see is on. But you have to tell her before the show is scheduled to be on. There was this guy and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn’t quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn’t make it be yesterday. She couldn’t turn back time! Thank you, Einstein. Now he, he was nuts. He was a fruitcake.”
“I got a little carried away.”
“-Fact, Jim. Fact. If you don’t buy things: toilet paper, new cars, electrically operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers… -Take it easy, Jeffrey.”
