Space Buddha – Mental Hotline

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, press 1, repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a Manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later. If you have Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
Shiva Wizard – High Bell

This experience will force you to adapt. You are no longer the same person, and the course of your life will change as a result. Where that new course leads… is up to you.
Wizard Lizard – System Overload rmx

He’s been injected with an opium overdose. Couldn’t move or feel much of anything!
Tristan – Depends On You (AMD rmx)

Anyone in any culture who speaks a language, has underneath the surface of the language certain basic assumptions that are usually (..). By comparing and contrasting eastern and western languages, (..) uncovers some of the faulty assumptions beneath the surface of what we call “common sense”. On the other hand, reality is like musical expression. It means exactly what it says. Go through some… I don’t know where the trip will end up, it depends on you.
FreQ – The Moon and The Earth

This transmission is coming to you approximately half-way between the Moon and the Earth. You’re riding the best bird we can find.
Talamasca – Flashback

– You need to train very carefully. – You need to tell me what’s going on. – I told you everything I know straight from the beginning. – What’s this? – This is what we both been looking for. I’d like to create something simple, something grateful, a living symbol that maybe represent some sort of positive thing in this world. I don’t know, but I just want it to be simple, grateful, beautiful there in the crowd.
Talamasca – Feelings

I had a vision this morning and in this vision a thing was being born… – I thought maybe you can help. – What can I do? – Offer moral support if I panic and freeze anything… So if you won’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe in my paranoia…
Talamasca – Obsessive Dream

I think I might know something about being obsessive… Is this just a dream?
Xatrik – Red-Handed

What we need to know now is which one of you is the rain leader?
Xatrik – OK… OK

OK… What`s the matter… What`s your problem?