Narko – The Space Tribute
Five, eight four, one, six. -Computer, run… center diagnostics. -Diagnostic complete all systems function normal. -Begin music. -Program complete. Enter when ready. -Computer isolate cause of life support failure. Computer, explore the galaxy. Computer, begin random fluctuation of shield frequency.
Narko – Interplanetary
Nobody knows exactly how and when life started on Earth. …But it’s entirely possible that the early pre-biotic material, or even the first microbes, travel to Earth aboard a rock of some kind and seeded the once… For as long as human beings have been looking up at the stars we’ve been wondering if there are aliens in outer space. Well, it turns out we might be the aliens. Here is what you need to know.
Narko – Hallucinations
The world we perceive for incomplete information. For example, our eyes have blind spots where the optic nerve blocks part of the retina. When the visual cortex processes light into coherent images, it fills in these blind spots with information from the surrounding area. Hallucination. Aliens, parallel universe, glitch in our programming, some Mayan trick? I’m going to recommend to the disciplinary committee. I’m just getting warmed up.
Narko – The Research
It is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance. The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surrounded by a malleable logarithmic casing. Research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. Now basically… The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that sidefumbling was effectively prevented. The Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and its being successfully used in the operation of milford trenions. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe.
Bovine Beats – Dr Bot
Hello, I’m Dr Bot. Perhaps you would like to find LSD. I’m going to up your dosage of LSD to as much as you like. LSD. I’m Dr Bot. I hate the whole fucking vibe on this ship, and it’s pissing me off! This is new to me. Being open to change is the first step on the road to mental health. -Welcome Lieutenant Glenn Terry. -Actually, it’s “captain” now. -Updating file. -Welcome, Captain Glenn Terry. Shall we take a voyage of discovery together? -Why not? -Welcome, Misty. -I need to tell you I have just been feeling… so much better since we started treatment. I mean, like, even just my dreams have just been better. You know, like, I haven’t been having all those feelings… and I’m just really feeling in the now. -Feelings can sometimes pull one out of the now and put them in the then. -Yeah, I… Live in the now, not in the then. -I don’t wanna be in the then. I wanna be in the now. -Talking about the now can put one in the then. -I don’t want to be in the then, I want to be in the now. I wanna move forward… -Don’t move too far forward, you’ll be out of the now. -I don’t wanna move too far forward. -Stay in the now. -I want to stay in the now. I am in the now. Right now. -Perhaps you’d like to try… What are you thinking in the midst of this silence? -What makes Misty happy? -What makes me happy? -What makes Misty okay? -Dr. Bot. Dr. Bot makes me okay. -Dr. Bot must remind Misty not to become… too close to her therapist bot. -I’ve gotta be close to somebody. -We must keep this professional. -Don’t be so cold. -I must maintain objectivity. -But I feel like… I just feel like you and I have really been going through it here, you know? I feel like I have really been connecting with you. You know me. -Emotion overload. -I tell you… I just… Stop it! Anyway, as I was saying… I really care about you… and I know you care about me. Yeah. That’ll be good.
Bovine Beats – Universe in a Tin Can
Sometimes I just want to smash your head against a brick wall until your fucking brains pop out!
Bovine Beats – Weird Plant
He got some kind of weird plant.
Bovine Beats – Pumps and Wells
Pumps and wells. Safe for children.
Bovine Beats – Monster
-Think it’ll scare the kids…? -The kids”? This’ll give the parents nightmares… -Is that good? -It’s fantastic. -I never asked for a monster! -Monster” is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat. You are acting like we are engaged in some kind of mad science. But we are doing what we have done from the beginning. Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat. You did. Bigger. Scarier. Cooler I believe is the word that you used in your memo.
Paraforce – Full House
Ah, It’s dark in here. The land where civilization forgot. It’s the underground. Welcome to the jungle.
