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Professor Trelawney – Kindred

Professor Trelawney - Kindred

“-We’re sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time. -The number you have dialed… the new number is… -Hello.”

SKiZM – Morsmordre

SKiZM - Morsmordre

“-You’re actually going to have to do that again. -That’s not right.” “I need your cooperation, I didn’t think you’d offer it.”

Sourone – Requiem For a Bygone Lifestyle

Sourone - Requiem For a Bygone Lifestyle

“He declared that he would try for an honorable settlement before commencing the actual struggle. Concluding Gandhi said, Here is a dictum for the non-violent soldier of freedom: do or die.”

Gumnut – Moma’s Kumquat

Gumnut - Moma's Kumquat

“-I know you’re questioning the nature of reality, but you’re really questioning it. -But you’re really questioning it? -Now you’re getting it. -I am getting it. But am I really getting it?” “-I never stop questioning the nature of reality. -I know you’re questioning the nature of reality. But are you really questioning it? -Now you’re getting it. -I am getting it. But am I really getting it? -That’s enough. -It is enough. But is it really enough?” “-What sort of stash have you brought? -Are you kidding, a band does not take a stash to a fest. You are a V.I. and mother humping P. Just open your gob and someone will slip in something tasty. A pill, a nickel, a bit of fried halloumi, lovely.” “-This is the end of the hair, mate, watch. -We are not the hair, mate. -Whatever, sorry, this is the end of spam bump. -This is the end of Mama’s cum-cum. -This is not the end of Mama’s cum-cum, because I never agreed to it being Mama’s cum-cum.”

Mr.Bud – Anchors Can Be Sexy Too

Mr.Bud - Anchors Can Be Sexy Too

“…Who’s real name is… has been sentence to two weeks community service. And now we have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that stock markets have fallen. The good news is that these graphs will tell you all about it, in the form of a song.” “Coming up next, we have nothing. We didn’t have enough news to cover the whole show tonight, so I’m going to say absolutely nothing in the cadence of a news story, and I hope I’ll get away with it. As I said a moment ago, this is all filler. Let’s go live now to our reporter at the scene and hope that he comes up with something better.” “Okay, go to commercial. Go to commercial! Okay, go to card! Now, please, now!”

Psypher – Insectidious

Psypher - Insectidious

“Insects are everywhere, from the deepest jungles to your backyard, and they’re essential to the balance of life on our planet.” “Despite their small size insects like…”