-Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
-I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
-What’s the problem?
-This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
-I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
Fuck, fuck, fucking fail!
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.