Don’t touch things with your hands, just stare at them.
Hugs are usually a good thing, but right now they’re dangerous. But do you know what you can do instead of hugs? Drugs!
Drugs not hugs. That’s right.
You can’t touch your face if you don’t have one.
LSD.
Drugs not hugs. Morning side effects of drugs may include actually wanting to hug people more than usual. Don’t do drugs unless you already feel psychologically secure.
