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Rugrats – Locked & Loaded

I don’t really know what’s going on, but I’m seeing things. I think it might be because of these drugs the army put me on. But, if you could, uh, just get me well enough to get back to base…

You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.

-Like, you know what I mean? Like…
-No, I’m serious here.
-Don’t worry, scrot.
-Now there are plenty of ‘tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now. I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.