This is your captain speaking, with just a little flight information.
Coming up on the left we’re going to…
We’re flying at an altitude of 37,000 feet and our air…
Couple a little facts here, I’m packing a Colt King Cobra.
That’s a .357 caliber firearm with a black rubber-grip and a six inch barrel.
Also, the co-pilot is carrying a Kimber Custom defense pistol with all the bells and whistles you’d expect from a custom gun of that kind with an alloy frame and bevel treatment on the entire gun.
And our Chief Flight Attendant Roger has a uh Ruger Bearcat, that .22 with a hand-fluted cylinder.
All three are capable of piercing body armor at a distance of up to twenty-seven feet and you can put a hole in human bone and flesh the size of the Grand Canyon, which by the way is coming up on the left hand side of the plane, so just…
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of your flight.
