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Ajja – Rubadux

– Strike a light, I’m a genius again. I know everything, metaphysics, philosophy, the purpose of being, everything! Ask me a question, any question, and I’ll answer it.
– Any question?
– Yes.
– How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything, and you will answer?
– Yes.
– Okay, here’s my question: would you like some toast?
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