Drip Drop – The Third Theory

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear.

There is another theory.

There is yet a third theory which suggests that both of the first two theories were concocted in order to increase the level of universal uncertainty and paranoia.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened. This last theory is, of course, the most convincing.