I just got bored. Everybody out.
-Scan his portal gun!
-Oh, come on.
-Don’t look at another man’s portal-gun history. We… we all go (to weird places).
-Well, at least I didn’t really crap my pants.
-No, no, that happened before (you went to sleep, Morty).
-Take a shower with me, Morty.
-What?!
-Listen to me, Morty. Get your clothes off and get in the shower right now. You got to trust me, Morty.
-Ugh! I’m gonna get an F in class, Rick.
