Abomination – Contradiction

-Bart?
-Oh, yeah. It’s a, uh, hanging rubber plant.
-It’s indigenous to the wet drylands of the Northern Hemisphere.
-Yeah, right, Bart. Would you bet money on that? Or is that like below the Dooster Principle?
-Yeah, I’ll bet on it. How about an S.U.V.? I got three of them.
-And the survey says, you lose.