He’s not eight feet tall, as reported, nor does he have tentacles…
There’s no denying a monster is at large, and we are dealing with forces beyond our knowledge and power.
The public is advised to take ordinary precautions and to remain calm as we await…
…until they’ve had an opportunity to study the ship.
They seem to agree, however, that either Venus or Mars is the most likely possibility.
Not only are these the closest planets to Earth, but all research to date indicates they are the only two planets capable of sustaining life as we know it.
The president has urged all citizens to be on the alert for any information about this man,
and to transmit such information immediately to the police, the army or the FBI.
While the president made no effort to minimise the crisis,
he urged people all over the country to remain calm.
