-Ah, new acquisitions! You are a protocol droid, are you not?
-I am C-3PO, human/cyborg…
-Yes or no will do.
-Umm… yes.
-How many languages do you speak?
-I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily…
-Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
-Disintegrated?
This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency’s main audience chamber.
You’re a feisty little one, but you’ll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master’s Sail Barge. And I think you’ll fit in nicely.
