Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it.
He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do?
I swear, for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel…
He sets the rules (in opposition).
He’s laughing his sick, fucking ass off!
He’s a tightass!
He’s a sadist!
He’s an absentee landlord!
Worship that? Never!
I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began!
I’ve nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have!
I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him!
Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections!
I’m a fan of man!
