You. Yes, you. Do you dread waking up in the morning? Are you feeling helpless in your society? Perhaps even a bit lost? Well, look no further.
At The Capital, we offer an escape, a new beginning, a lifetime of unending joy. We have an abundance of attractions so captivating, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without them. Let’s take a look, shall we?
Take a ride on the Cosmic Carnival.
As you traverse our radiant Metropolis, bring our latest gizmo, The Mood on the Go. With the swipe of a thumb, alter your mood instantly and experience any emotion you wish. You can also use it to instantaneously replace your companion if things go south. How convenient.
And our most popular attraction… The Dream Machine. Relive your most cherished moments in vividly vivid extraordinary detail. No need to cling to old photos. Live in the past forever. Forever.
You might be wondering, what’s the cost for such a paradise? Well, dear viewer, some prices aren’t paid in gold or silver! We only ask you for one thing. Your identity. We’ll need the very core of who you are. It’s a small price for a lifetime of unending joy, don’t you think?
