-This is, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It’s rumored that M. M. O., Shaughnessy designed the first one. The guy who designed the Golden Gate Bridge. What you do is you light all three ends at the same time.
-Really?
-And then the smoke converges creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power.
-This is it, man.
-Let’s smoke this fucking thing.
-I’m in.
-Come on!
-Why not? Let’s do it.
-Come on down! Why not? What do I do? Okay, here’s What you do.
-You equip yourself.
-I’m equipping.
-Equip me, sir.
-Okay.
-You are going to light these two ends while I light this end.
-Okay.
-Are you ready?
-Ready.
-Blast off.
-Brass tacks.
-Yes.
-Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.
-Hands down, dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.
-Not better than the Blue Oyster. It can’t be. I can’t handle that.
-This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had and they had a baby. And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had and the Super Red Especial Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked this would be the shit that they birthed.
-Wow!
-My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day. That’s amazing.
-Shove it anywhere you like.
-Beautiful. What’s it called?
-Pineapple Express. Pineapple Express.
It’s better to cough. It’s like… Makes you 10 times more higher than the cross Weed and the Pineapple Express. You’re like, totally fucking Gong Showed, man.
