I’ll tell you exactly what I did. I pretended to kill him. I shot him with a blank, I frightened the shit out of him.Your man was right, your spy, whoever he was. There were three shots: the first two were real, the third one was blank. He was terrified. When I shot him he fainted. When he came round, I gave a drink, pat on the bum, he left the house, his tail, if you want to call it that, between his legs and I havent seen him since.
-You gave him a pat on the bum?
-Metaphorically.
-You gave him a metaphorical pat on the bum?