Although no-one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men In Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that never happened, from one of their files that doesn’t exist.
Extraterrestrials on earth.
We have a situation and we need your help.
A top secret organisation that monitors extraterrestrials.
Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question.
Why aren’t we out doing everything I ever dreamed?
…You gotta understand… We’re on a mission… From God.
