Woe to you, oh, earth and sea
For the devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon
The number of the beast for it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six.
– I have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50…
He got all the movie channels for free. Did you ever hear of that?
– You mean illegal cable?
– Yeah…
– Who told you that I want his name.
– Forget it.
– You’re offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal.
And in this state if convicted, you could be fined up to a 5000 dollar penalty, or spend six months in a correctional facility.
