-I believe I can access the history of Ricks gun and help you get back to him.
-But can you help me get to my family? You know, at my house?
-Is your intention to abandon Rick using his own portal gun? In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
-All of Rick’s moves are dick moves! Wh-what am I eating? What is this, bird seed?
-It is random debris. I found it in my carpet. I don’t know what humans eat.
-You know what THIS human eats!
-Dont be gross, Tammy.
-Bird
dick.
-Tammy… gross. Birdperson, you always stick up for Rick, but he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He doesn’t think about the consequences of anything he does.
-And as a result, he has the power to save or destroy entire worlds. And he is the reason you and I know each other. And the reason I’m alive at all.
Look at me!
