“Now look at what you’ve done!”
“Opps!”
“-Anxiety, eh? Well, I’ve got just the thing, take three mouthfuls of these bad boys. Also some uppers to keep you awake and some downers to level you out. Maybe some hallucinogens in case you get bored. Remember, ‘Real Doctor’ here. -Uh, I don’t feel so good. -Upset tummy? Say, ah. -Aaaahhh…! -I’ll just take a gram of this, a dime of that, a few pounds of this stuff, hook that right up.”
“Now where were we?”
“I do not care. There is no limit to my power!”
“Using the last drop of my infinite strength, I summon thee!”
“Oh, hold on for, uh… two seconds. Hello. What’s that? The cosmic who now? From where? The universe?? All right, I’ll be right there. On the double.”
