“-On three! One… -Two… -You guys doing Morty’s Mind Blowers? -Morty’s Mind Blowers? -Grandpa, is this scenario three? -Uh, what’s that, and who are you? -Oh, man, it’s a scenario four.”
“-It’s okay, Morty. It’s the purge, you know? Pushing old lighthouse keepers down the stairs is totally cool. -It’s not cool, Rick. I-I’m not like these people. I can’t run around chopping people’s heads off one day a year and then sleep well the rest of the time. -Well, you better start getting used to it, little bitch, because we got some fucking company. Hey, there he is.”