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Jimi Green – Dry Martinis

Well, here’s the game plan. You’re gonna bring us two Absolut martinis, you know how I like them, straight up. And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that you’re gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the fuck out.

Hey barkeep, whose leg do you gotta hump to get a dry martini around here?