– Where am I now?
– You’re dreaming.
– Can I wake up, please?
– No. You have a very important task ahead of you.
– Oh, good.
– Why are you screaming?
– Yes, why are you screaming?
– I’m inside a bloody book, talking to voices I can’t see and y ask me why I’m screaming?
– We are the seven spells and our task is to see that nothing dreadful happens to the eighth, Rincewind.
– It is most important that you don’t let the wizards take the spell from you.
