I just needed to tell someone.
One night I was sitting in my living room when suddenly the roof got ripped off my house and I got sucked into a UFO.
The Alien said to me:
-Hey, we’re gonna do some weird alien shit to your body, is that okay?
And I said:
-Sure, fine, whatever, I don’t care.
And they said great, and started doing their alien shit to me. After a while there I got bored. And I was like:
-I’m bored, you guys have any magazines?
And they were like:
-Ah, no. We don’t have any magazines.
And I was like:
-What!?
After that they’re replaced by kidney with an alien kidney and sent me back home.
