M-Theory – Are you a DJ

-Oh, you’re a deejay! That’s perfect! I own a nightclub for cocaine people. I need noise. You available?
-But how can I be a deejay? I’m just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.
Uh, what if I play some kick-ass music?
‘You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em’
-Kick-ass? This is not kick-ass.
-Wait, hang on, hang on, I’ll find something.
-You’re playing two songs at once. What even is this?
-I-I don’t know. I’m just pressing buttons!
-It does have a groove. Look! Those people are even dancing to it.