When I was seventeen I drunk some very good beer.
I drunk some very good beer I bought it with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGleen,
I stayed up listening to Queen
And I was seventeen…
Hi supernintendo Chalmers.
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
– Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be just like you.
– Better start eatin’ kid.
– Start eatin’ kid. Haha!
…and when the doctor said I didn’t have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
What you need, my son…
What you need, my son…