Are you human, are you…
-I haven’t felt this unpopular since the eighth grade.
-Eighth grade was hard on all of us.
-I brought second and third pairs of underpants in case of wedgies. Most days, I needed a fourth.
-Don’t.
-What?
-Shh. Don’t drink the blood.
-You mind if I sit here?
-I don’t see why not. It’s a free country.
-I’m Steve.
-I know who you are.
