-How ‘bout this one, No? How ‘bout this? Interesting! Let’s see! How ‘bout this!
-What the hell are you doing?
-We’re trying to find the Brown Noise! It’s this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people loose bowel control!
-What’s loose bowel control?
-That’s the scientific term for crapping your pants!
-Oh, brother! Here we go again! There is not a sound frequency that makes people crap their pants!
-Yes there is! The French experimented with it in World War II! How ‘bout this one, Kenny?
-There is no Brown Noise, fat boy!
M’kay! I want everyone to stay together! M’kay?! Nobody move!
-Yeah, I found it!
-You did?! What’s it mean?!
-I told y’guys! Here it is, right here! The Brown Noise! An ausilation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen! See?! That means crap your pants! The Brown Noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E flat!
Yes! We found it! We found it, y’guys!
-We found it
-You found what?
-The Brown Noise! Here! Look! Look! Look! Okay! Let’s see! Okay?! Okay! Oh, no!
-I just crapped my pants!
Four million people play the Brown Noise at the same time.
