-(We have a) situation over here.
-If there’s a wiener on that monitor, I swear to god, Stu.
-Something is drawing a lot of processing power. Oh, wait. No wonder. There’s another real human in the simulator.
-Okay, Jerry, big pitch meeting. Make-or-break time. You can do this.
-How did this happen?! Where’s the Abductions Department?
-Hey, man, Abductions just follows the acquisition order.
-Don’t put this on Acquisitions! We only acquire humans that haven’t been simulated!
-Well, simulations.
-Relax. It’s just a pitch. Gotta relax.
-This is earth radio. And now, here’s human music.
-Hmm. Human music. I like it.
-National Apple Farmers of America. Welcome to our ad agency. I’m Jerry Smith. (Audience stares blankly.) Alright. I’ll just get to the pitch. Um, simple question, gentlemen, what are apples? Excuse me. Ahh. What are apples? Apples are food. And when do we need food? When we’re hungry. With that, I give you your new slogan! Well, say something! Do you like it?
-Yes.
-You do?
-Yes.
-So I sold it? I sold the idea?
-Yes.
-Oh my god! Thank you!
