-Johnny…
-Four weeks, twenty papers, that’s two dollars. Plus tip.
-Gee Johnny, I don’t have a dime.
-Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars.
-Well, it’s funny see, my mom had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz…
-Two dollars, cash.
See… the problem there is that my old brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh, my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of penguins.
