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Trauma – Step Off

– Five-Foot-Nine, Sir!
– Five-Foot-Nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!
– You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
– Sir, no sir!
– Kid, it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass
And ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.