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Jacobs Ladder – The Martian’s

Jacobs Ladder - The Martian's

“-Shall we begin? -It is a game, isn’t it, Mary Poppins? -Well, it depends on your point of view. You see, in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and snap!” “A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down The medicine go down-wown The medicine go down Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In a most delightful way.”

Jacobs Ladder – La la la

Jacobs Ladder - La la la

“A la-la-la-la-long, a la-la-la-la-long, long-li-long, long, long… C’mon.” “La la La, La la la la la, la la la, la la la la la…”

Jacobs Ladder – Lab

Jacobs Ladder - Lab

“Attention, all Class-D personnel, please enter the containment chamber. Subject D-9341, enter the containment chamber or you will be terminated. This is your last warning. You have five seconds to comply. Subject D-9341 designated for termination. Fire at will.” “Please approach SCP-173 for testing. Uh, there seems to be a problem with the door control system. The door isn’t responding to any of our attempts to close it, so please maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173, and…” “SCP-106 has broken out of the facility at Gate A. Fire the H.I.D. Turret immediately. Do not let it across the bridge.” “We’re detonating the alpha warheads in T-minus 90 seconds. All personnel are advised to board the nearest helicopter or enter the nearest blast shelter immediately. We were unable to detonate the warheads for unknown reasons. All helicopters and MTF units, go back to Gate B immediately. Capturing SCP-682 is now our number one priority.”

Jacobs Ladder – Space Jazz

Jacobs Ladder - Space Jazz

“Now look at what you’ve done!” “Opps!” “-Anxiety, eh? Well, I’ve got just the thing, take three mouthfuls of these bad boys. Also some uppers to keep you awake and some downers to level you out. Maybe some hallucinogens in case you get bored. Remember, ‘Real Doctor’ here. -Uh, I don’t feel so good. -Upset tummy? Say, ah. -Aaaahhh…! -I’ll just take a gram of this, a dime of that, a few pounds of this stuff, hook that right up.” “Now where were we?” “I do not care. There is no limit to my power!” “Using the last drop of my infinite strength, I summon thee!” “Oh, hold on for, uh… two seconds. Hello. What’s that? The cosmic who now? From where? The universe?? All right, I’ll be right there. On the double.”

Raz – Rick & Morty On Acid

Raz - Rick & Morty On Acid

“-On three! One… -Two… -You guys doing Morty’s Mind Blowers? -Morty’s Mind Blowers? -Grandpa, is this scenario three? -Uh, what’s that, and who are you? -Oh, man, it’s a scenario four.” “-It’s okay, Morty. It’s the purge, you know? Pushing old lighthouse keepers down the stairs is totally cool. -It’s not cool, Rick. I-I’m not like these people. I can’t run around chopping people’s heads off one day a year and then sleep well the rest of the time. -Well, you better start getting used to it, little bitch, because we got some fucking company. Hey, there he is.”