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Black Noise – Nasty Joke

– Chief, I found Parker!
– Where you been? Looked for you all morning! Why don’t you pay your phone bill?
Mad scientist goes berserk and we don’t have pictures!
– Spider-Man was there…
– Where were you? Photographing squirrels? You’re fired!
– Chief, the planetarium party.
– Oh, right. You’re unfired. I need you to come here. What do you know about high society?
Don’t answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You’re all I got.
Big party for an American hero. My son, the astronaut.
– Could you pay me in advance?